Vornheim contest? Hmmm...

So Zak S         has double-dog-dared everybody to make Vornheim better.  And what notion do I have stuck in my noggin?

Why didn't we get a "Jakálla: The Complete City Kit" decades ago?  Now I've gotta make one and I promise I am not the right guy for this task.

I'm going to mow the lawn now.  Maybe a little physical exertion will make me sweat out my delusions of competence.

EDIT:  Goddamnit, now the lawnmower won't run.  I hate omens!