So Zak S has double-dog-dared everybody to make Vornheim better. And what notion do I have stuck in my noggin?
Why didn't we get a "Jakálla: The Complete City Kit" decades ago? Now I've gotta make one and I promise I am not the right guy for this task.
I'm going to mow the lawn now. Maybe a little physical exertion will make me sweat out my delusions of competence.
EDIT: Goddamnit, now the lawnmower won't run. I hate omens!